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I’m in hospital but don’t worry: I’m fine. I got food poisoning from eating what I thought was an onion but which turned out to be a daffodil bulb. The doctors say I should be out in the spring.


Don’t come out too early or you’ll get snowed on. :-). - Diddums

Crap ! - Matt Pugh