This is the archive for all 3 entries in the month of January 2008.
- Speed King! 10
Posted to Life
“How fast is the new chair?” you’re wondering. Well, wonder no more!
- Text crime #3 2
Posted to Humour
I’m in hospital but don’t worry: I’m fine. I got food poisoning from eating what I thought was an onion but which turned out to be a daffodil bulb. The doctors say I should be out in the spring.
- The uncle and the chair 3
Posted to Hardware, Life
Well, thankfully 2007’s out of the way and we can all get on with making 2008 a decent year. I only have one rule for everyone this year: no-one is allowed to die. Seriously. If anyone I care about dies during 2008 then I’ll fucking kill them.