This site is now an archive. You can find my current stuff here →

Have you ever … ?  14

Yes snuck out of the house
Yes gotten lost in your city
Yes seen a shooting star
Yes been to any other countries
No had a serious surgery
No gone out in public in your pajamas
Yes kissed a stranger
Yes hugged a stranger
No been in a fist fight
No been arrested
Yes laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
Yes pushed all the buttons on an elevator
Yes swore at your parents
Yes been in love
Yes been close to love
No been to a casino
No been skydiving
No skinny-dipped
Yes skipped school
Yes seen a therapist
No done the splits
Yes played spin the bottle
Yes gotten stitches
No drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
Yes bitten someone
Yes been to Niagara Falls
Yes gotten the chicken pox
Yes kissed a member of the opposite sex
Yes crashed into a friend’s car [It was a motorbike]
No been to Japan
Yes ridden in a taxi (has anyone not?)
Yes been dumped
Yes shoplifted
No been fired
No had a crush on someone of the same sex
Yes had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
No gone on a blind date
Yes lied to a friend
Yes had a crush on a teacher
No celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
Yes been to Europe
Yes slept with a co-worker
No been married
No gotten divorced
No had children
No seen someone die
Yes had a close friend die
No been to Africa
Yes driven over 400 miles in one day
Yes been to Canada
No been to Mexico
Yes been on a plane
Yes seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
No thrown up in a bar
Yes purposely set a part of myself on fire
Yes eaten sushi
No been skiing/snowboarding
No met someone in person from the internet
No lost a child
Yes gone to college
No graduated college
Yes fired a gun
Yes purposely hurt yourself
Yes taken painkillers

This idea was blatantly stolen from “Have you ever … ” on soulsniper’s site.


er.. there’s a couple you forgot to tick mate.. - tugger

Look, that bloke who said I had a crush on you was making it up, so stop stalking me or I’ll call your parole officer again. :^P - Timmargh

I’m amazed you brought that subject up, especially after the episode with you, my parole officer and the baby oil… glass houses and casting stones etc.. tug - Anonymous

I’m not ashamed of what happened between me and your parole officer. Sure, it’s not something I’d usually and, to be honest, I couldn’t really stop myself after drinking so much - it just seemed so … natural. And the baby oil wasn’t my idea, but she insisted. - Timmargh

he used to be a she… - tugger


So that’s why I’ve got stubble rash on my inner thigh … - Timmargh

thats not stubble rash.. thats gimp-suit chafe.. As for the parole officer, you’ve done me a few favours there.. he keeps staring out of the window with a faraway expression, and shifting uncomfortably in his seat. - tugger

That’ll be his arse-grapes giving him grief. - Timmargh

Isn’t this fun :-) - SoulSniper

Snuck out of the house? No, I wouldn’t dare, lol. Forgot to ring mum when i was out all day and didn’t come back until 6PM. She said “YOu could’ve got drink and fell into a ditch beore I’d have known!” Yeah right mother. Taken pain killers. I did take femmax (period pain pills) for a headache once. It worked you know :D I wish i could commnet on all this. Tried to copy and paste. I was ready to come up with some witty answers as well, lol. I love doing that. Well, can’t see shooting stars. Have done, and still do college. I should quite and go into college rehab but, it’s so addictive! I need to work first before I ca slep with a co-worker, lol. i could sleep with my DEA. Would that count? - Justin R

No, yes, No, yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, yes, yes. - W1ld child

Thanks for that, W1ld child - that’s the best impression of Jim off The Vicar Of Dibley I’ve ever seen! ;^P - Timmargh

thanks alot very good blog - smith